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Farley's Wit - Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation

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Hello. I'm G. Gordon Farley, the first name in Farley Swit.

The justice system in America can be thought of in human anatomical terms.

The legislative and executive branches of government create laws. The legislative and executive branches, therefore, are the brains of the justice system.

Judges hear cases to determine the applicability of certain laws in particular cases. As such, judges may be likened to the backbone, or spine, of the justice system.

Lawyers are just below judges.

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Disclaimer: Farley's Wit is satire, parody, editorial comment, opinion, and any other form of free speech that Goldwing Tom may think of later. Any resemblance between characters in Farley's Wit and any human beings or lawyers, alive or dead, is merely a figment of your imagination. Goldwing Tom is not responsible for truth, justice, or reality. In fact, Goldwing Tom is simply not responsible, and he has references.


Farley’s Wit Series:

Farley's Wit: The Story
Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Number 7: No Contact Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC


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