Farley's Wit - Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Hello. I'm G. Gordon Farley, the first name in Farley Swit.
The justice system in America can be thought of in human anatomical terms.
The legislative and executive branches of government create laws. The legislative and executive branches, therefore, are the brains of the justice system.
Judges hear cases to determine the applicability of certain laws in particular cases. As such, judges may be likened to the backbone, or spine, of the justice system.
Lawyers are just below judges.
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Farley’s Wit Series:
Farley's Wit: The Story
Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Number 7: No Contact Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC