Farley's Wit - Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC
Hello. I'm G. Gordon Farley, the first name in Farley Swit.
Most judges on the state and local levels are elected, but judges on the federal level are appointed.
When there is a vacancy on the federal level, from Circuit Courts to the Supreme Court, due to retirement or death, the President considers people who are available and qualified to do the job.
From these people the President selects one to nominate for the position.
It is then the Senate’s job to consider the nominee, and vote to confirm or reject the nominee for the position.
In the case of the current Senate, however, they consider not doing their jobs as their jobs.
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Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Number 7: No Contact Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC