Farley's Wit - Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Hello. I'm G. Gordon Farley, the first name in Farley Swit.
Criminal justice is not only about punishment for criminals, but also rehabilitation for people who make mistakes.
For less serious crimes, prosecutors often offer deferment for rehabilitative purposes, rather than putting these people in jail.
Many of these people succeed; however, there is a point at which the prosecutor must consider jail for those who fail to prove they are rehabilitating.
That is why instead of an eighth deferment for auto theft, it is thirty days in the slammer for those folks.
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Farley’s Wit Series:
Farley's Wit: The Story
Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Number 7: No Contact Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC